Eulogy to Bertie

He’s not dead, Bertie is very much alive and kicking. I’m surprised his wife hasn’t killed him already but that’s another story. Toastmasters* taught me to plan ahead. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

I have mentioned Bertie before. He’s the one who fed me a space cake. He told me it was packed with CDB, the good bit of cannabis. But he neglected to tell me it was full of THC, the hallucinogenic part. I snaffled the whole cake and passed out, I woke up in an alternative universe. I could still be there.